Week 2 Recap / Week 3 Preview

The Weekly Presser

Absolute dumpster fire.........across the board.  To say that we put our best foot forward would be a disgrace to the National Foosball league.......  Like what could go wrong, went wrong.  It was like watching Antonio Brown's off field issues being played out vicariously through my fantasy football teams.......Terrible, rotten, abysmal, dirty, worthless, and sad.  I'm not sure if I can sum it up any better.....  This weeks guest is a biggie, so please help me welcome Adam Vineteri.  

ME: Adam, sorry about the rough season so far, looks and sounds like you're getting your but kicked. (pun intended)

ADAM: Demons man......demons.  Don't worry, I'll get it straightened out.  (pun intended)

ME: Adam, as my guys enter week 3, do you have any words of wisdom to set them on the straight (pun intended) path to victory being projected to win in both leagues with Mulletheads and The Regulators?

ADAM: Meet your hook with a slice, and it'll work out nice.

ME: Hmm.  Thanks.  You've missed seven kicks inside of the 35 yd line in your last 5 games, and that the encouragement we get?  Well, thanks for giving old men hope in the NFL.....Kick rocks Adam.......Kick.....rocks.

The Mulletheads

Like all of you I knew fairy tales were true, because humpty dumpty fell off the dang wall and "broke" his elbow......  Literally of all the body parts for a guy named "Big Ben" to break it just had to be the elbow.  Making Romo look good Ben....  As far as Josh Gordon, I'm sorry that other guy came in the building and threw you off your game now go out and make em pay bro.  You do you JG, just don't hit the greens...Literally Seibert (K) was the highest scoring player (David Montgomery 13.30 beat Seibert 13 but he should be ashamed because he had catches to the total of Seibert's FG's) of the team.

Looking forward, it's bleak.  It'll be a battle for QB for the Mulletheads between Case Keenum and Teddy Bridgewater, what a plot twist for the Saints..

The Regulators

Dumpster fire started.  Picked up Captain Kirk, but Kyler gets one more chance.  That's all I want to or have to say..LOL

BOLD PICKS of the WEEK

NFL - Not many "bold" picks out there this week

Auburn @ Texas A&M - Auburn squeaks out a road win, too much defense.

WVU @ Jayhawk Nation - BOLD PICK Give me the 4.5pts and Les Miles eating grass = WIN

Incarnate Word @ Sam Houston State - FCX Texas Butter Bowl - IW for fun

Have a good weekend Gents,

BM